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Joke of the Day

"What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly? I n c o r r e c t l y"

"Came up with a joke that does not refer to sex, dildos, blonds, blacks, cocks, gays or even Trump. But this isn't it."

"What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John."

"What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common? They both lost their pop."

"I had to break up with my Chinese girlfriend... An hour after eating her, I was horny again."

"why are all jewish men circumcised? because jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 10% off."

"Today, my girlfriend said she's dumping me for some geometric drawings Figures."

"Why was Einstein unable to build a wall? He only had Ein Stein"

"All I did was walk by an Abercrombie and Fitch and now my name is Trent, my shirt is off, and I'm really into shell necklaces."

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey"