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Joke of the Day

"The Irish are really far behind with technology... Their bombs still have four wheels and a motor."

"I give new meaning to the word ""awesome."" At least I did when I changed the Wikipedia entry."

"*sees neighbor put his garbage in our trash can* ME: *goes to find hub* ""You know what makes me mad?"" HUB: *points to self*"

"Does anyone have the address for starving kids in Africa? Our daughter doesn't want her waffle fries."

"How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper."

"Hootenanny is just one of those stupid made up words, like 'ambition' and 'productivity'."

"A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says ""Uno, dos.."" *poof* He disappeared without a tres."

"A priest with a lisp offered to bring a roamin' Catholic to Paris ... The Catholic, bread in hand, was not impressed."

"There is a Hispanic train conductor going around committing horrible crimes.. No one knows why, but it's clear he has a loco motive."

"What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...? I heard that he was fully re-covered."