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Joke of the Day
"I give new meaning to the word ""awesome."" At least I did when I changed the Wikipedia entry."
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"I hope the new Royal baby girl doesn't follow in her grandmother's tire tracks ."
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"Over 15k CCTV cameras installed for Obama's visit to India!! This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything. Damned racist's!!"
"There's nothing worse than when you tell someone it's a long story and they reply with ""I have time."""
"Ladies ... I will solve the argument of the proper skirt length for you. The proper length is at least 2 inches below your cellulite"
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