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Joke of the Day
"How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee sent back for not being hot enough"
"NO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO KNOW WHAT FRUIT MY BODY IS SHAPED LIKE"
"""I'm pregnant"" Are you kidding ""Technically yes"""
"You know at first, I didn't like the mold I found on my skin. But then it started to grow on me."
"Colin from ""Whose Line Is It Anyway"" just quit. Apparently he felt like he was making a Mochrie of himself."
"Doctor Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out?"
"""I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."" Hotel Clerk ""No, it's regular porn, you sick bitch."""
"What's the worst part about 9/11? getting your reddit jokes downvoted 14 years later because everyone is a crybaby cunt"
"[flirting at Taco Bell] Trouble opening that sauce packet? Let me help. [seconds later] Let me help you get that sauce out of your hair."