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Joke of the Day
"""Why is that cotton candy talking?"" ""Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"""
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"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
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"I remember my first crush..: Orange."
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"What do you call a German sausage fest? Wurst orgy ever."
"How do you know you have a high sperm count? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows."
"I never take a stab in the dark. I like to see what I'm stabbing."
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"Old Wang says to his friend Old Chen It is so sweet, you have been married 50 years and you still call your wife 'sweetheart'. What is your secret? Chen says, ""it is because I have forgotten her name"""