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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who wears leather, likes bondage and likes getting inked? Moleskine"

"Did you know that six days a week T.G.I. Friday's thanks God for nothing?"

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Check her arm."

"Relationship goals: A relationship"

"I lost my virginity last week But it's fine. Turns out it was just between the couch cushions."

"When I know I've posted a great tweet, I walk away from my phone in slow motion like I'm Jason Statham walking from an explosion."

"Haven't taken a dump in 4 days and I feel fine. Then again, I could just be full of shit."

"I'm in the middle of hanging myself. The suspense is killing me."

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot It got so bad, eventually we had to take his bike away"

"Why do Irishmen drink all the time? You would too if you were a ginger"