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Joke of the Day

"Why is my dog better than my girlfriend? I can throw her food on the floor, call her a bitch and she'll still play with my balls."

"BARENKATAPULT!"

"Puns about cow sounds are the lowest form of humor."

"What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common? a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it.."

"going to office: late . going to a doctors appointment: late . going to a friends house: late . going to a concert: 8 hours early"

"Yo girl, are you my email inbox? because there's a lot of stuff you have I'm never going to see"

"I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She cried & then she hugged me."

"Chinese parents give birth to girl [removed] Source: im a chinaman Edit: im a chinaman"

"What is it called when someone overdoses on ecstasy? Kill-joy"

"It's amazing with all of the bars in Boston that AT&T; only has one."