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"<-- Pops double collar and eats hamburger with a fork and knife"
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"Let's bring back the word HOOTENANNY"
"What's the worst part of being a cook in prison? Having to toss everyone's salad"
"Can't trust anyone that refuses to admitnThey are wrong. nnSidenote: I do have a place to hide their bodies."
"""I'm so glad that pasting that text included the format of the original document!"" -- No one. Ever."
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his coffee before it was cool."
"Why are C programmers just the worst? They're classless."
"I've always wanted to own a funeral home.... With the slogan, ""We love it when business is dead."""
"""Man cave"" - Russian who has yet to get a full grip on our language, except mostly slang terms, describing the end of a couple's argument"
"An old man was asking God: ""God, how much time do I have until I'll die?"" And God answered: ""Nine."" ""God, is that you? What do you mean? Nine months? Nine years?"" ""Eight, seven, six..."""