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Joke of the Day
"Your Momma's so fat... A Stormtrooper could hit her with a blaster shot."
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"Two blondes came across some tracks in the woods - and they argued with each other about whether or not it was bear or deer tracks... Until they both got hit by a train."
"2 snails There were 2 snails on the back of a turtle. One of the snails turned to the other and said ""hold on."""
"What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree? bored. ha^ha"
"If your name is Brian and your home WiFi isn't called ""Bri-Fi"", what are you doing?"
"What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion? A bow T.I.E."
"What did the deaf nymphomaniac say? come again?"
"What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future? The iPhone Ayyyye-t"
"I said to my neighbour Jamal... I said to my neighbour Jamal, ""You're like marmite, you know Jamal."" He replied, ""What? You love me or hate me?"" I replied, ""No, you're black and you fucking smell."""
"If Hodor was black Wouldn't his name be Hodeedoe?"