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Joke of the Day
"what fabric softener do Special Ed kids use? Downy"
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"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in them."
"In the future, everyone will have to make a public apology for 15 minutes."
"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? It's okay...he woke up."
"If today's weather were a fashion line, which would it be? Burrrrberry"
"When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response? I like to be prepared."
"*Geography Bee* Judge: ""Tell me about Yemen."" Me: ""Chandler said he was moving there when he couldn't breakup with Janice on Friends."""
"Scientists recently discovered the source of the quark... It's the sound made by a posh duck."
"I can take two pieces of rope eat them wait an hour then shit them out tied together.... I shit you knot... ha shit you knot"