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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] You can't jelly your cock into a baby's ass"

"I must have a great body... Everyone keeps saying ""What an ass"" as soon as I walk away."

"what are some of your favorite play-on-name jokes? i don't really have any favorites, just looking to hear some... like what do you call a guy with a shovel? doug."

"What's the difference between three Cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming."

"You can catch a decent buzz from smoking catnip but don't be surprised if you wake up on top of the fridge."

"How does a French lady hold her liquor? By the ears"

"Never trust a woman who takes pictures from the neck up."

"Satoru Iwata is in a much better place... ... he's with Nintendo."

"Did you hear about the antennas that got married? The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."