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Joke of the Day

"How many chauvinistic male pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark."

"Reducing air pollution isn't an easy task, it's emission."

"Well... You know what they say... So I guess I don't need to tell you..."

"Why does Santa Claus have such a large sack? He only comes once a year."

"I found out last night that trail mix makes me gassy. So, in reality, I don't know what the fuck makes me gassy."

"What's the most overused punchline on reddit? [removed]"

"Saw a chameleon today... must've been a really shitty chameleon."

"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."

"What do you call a fancy toilet? A dapper crapper"

"If you're a vegan and an atheist and a runner, how do you choose which way to annoy people in a conversation first?"