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Joke of the Day

"I found out last night that trail mix makes me gassy. So, in reality, I don't know what the fuck makes me gassy."

"Why did the redditor cross the subreddit? To recycle a joke from the other side."

"Did you hear about the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He died."

"""I'm terribly sorry but your husband overdosed on Flintstones vitamins"" ""oh my god...is he ok?"" ""I'm afraid not. he...yabba dabba died lmao"""

"I like to end all my phone calls with ""Ok, I'll see you later on at the party!"" and then quickly hang up. Let them figure it out."

"""Honey, I don't like how you look with these new glasses."" ""But I don't wear glasses.."" ""I know, but I do."""

"The only two things I hate are Racism and The Portuguese"

"Girls must love beat boxing Since it's all about boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats..."

"How not to be funny. /r/funny"

"Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty? Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder."