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Joke of the Day
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
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"Where do Jewish kids go in the summer to learn to study better? Concentration camp"
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"What does Osama bin Laden and my wife's clitoris have in common? Took me 10 years to find it, but when I did; killed it!"
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"I've wasted the best years of my life waiting for people to join conference calls."