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Joke of the Day
"Well... You know what they say... So I guess I don't need to tell you..."
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"What is the direct competitor for Dungeons and Dragons? Helmets and Spades. Tee hee."
"Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!"
"Why did the superconductor eat all the pudding? It couldn't resist."
"What do you call a beautiful woman on a bassist's arm? A tattoo."
"Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees? Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!"
"I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2006."
"What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick."
"My wife wanted to role-play.. ..she was my boss and I was her employee, so I called in sick."
"What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio? Sesame Street has an Oscar."