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Joke of the Day
"""Did you know it's impossible to lick your elbow?"" ""No it's not. Here, try!"""
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"How to respond when asked if you watched the Super Bowl. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"What do you call Nashville's Junior Hockey League? The Child Predators."
"What do the elderly eat? Dementos"
"My car has started clicking at me. I think it's trying to tell me something, but the jokes on him, I don't speak a single African language."
"Drunkenly changed my voicemail to ""if you like cheese, press 2. Para Spanish, press cheese. To hear more cheeses, say goooo-DA"""
"Give a man a gun Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."
"Name three things that come in a little yellow box Kodak film, Dots candy and Woody Allen."
"Told my kid he better not steal another candy bar cuz ""we don't have time to get arrested"" if you're looking for a parenting role model."
"What do you call a black woman who has had 8 abortions? A crime fighter."