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Joke of the Day
"""Did you know it's impossible to lick your elbow?"" ""No it's not. Here, try!"""
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"Two men are running and they pass a bar Eventually the get tired, and stop. They then agree that they need more than two people on their relay team."
"What do you call a thin North Korean leader? Skim Jong-Un (guess you could say he eats Skimchi)"
"Why couldn't the pornstar join the navy? There was too much seamen."
"How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?"
"I just invented a new word. 'Plagiarism'"
"If you really want to surprise your man during intercourse, die."
"[6:00pm] i will not snack tonight i will not snack tonight i will not snack tonight [11:00pm] yay i did it! [11:01pm] *preheats oven*"
"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer."