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Joke of the Day
"TIL You can't have a crusade without... USA"
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"Monster energy drink bumper stickers--because you can't give your truck an eyebrow piercing."
"When will the hospital equipment arrive? defibrillater"
"I told a little white lie... or a little black lie, because all lies matter"
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf coffee...you fucking racist."
"Repost: 9/10 doctors recommend water over soda 1/10 doctors live in flint Michigan"
"Me: *falls off a ladder* Wife: OH MY GOD! ARE YOU INJURED? Me: *obviously concussed but also bleeding* I'm injured and outjured"
"What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun? A shooting star"
"What's the difference between acne and a child molester? Acne waits till you are 13 to come on your face."
"Donald Trump, This is.. (optional)"