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Joke of the Day
"I told a little white lie... or a little black lie, because all lies matter"
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"I just found out I am a hipster Because I started using #NotMyPresident 8 years ago."
"What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife? Me love you wrong time."
"A(n atrocious) Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock! Who's there? Cop car goes ""wee!"" Cop car goes ""Wee!"" who..."
"(Sexism warning) Yesterday a tree fell on a woman and killed her. What was a tree doing in the kitchen?"
"One time Bill Murray came up to me at a Wendys, took a fry off my tray, ate it, looked me dead in the eyes and said ""Nobody's going to believe you"""
"Put my grandma on speed dial Call that Instagram. My friend told me this a little while ago."
"There are two types of people in the world Employed people and english majors"