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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun? A shooting star"
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"How do dogs like their eggs cooked? Pooched."
"A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says ""get out!"""
"I would tell you a pizza joke... I would tell you a pizza joke but that would be too cheesy. Funny no?"
"Thor. He follows the same naming conventions as macho men with their dogs. Thor means thunder. But also the literal translation of Mjolnir is ""crusher""."
"I tried anal once It was fucking shit"
"With the exchange rate, Canadians only have 120 characters on Twitter. So we have less room to be clever than Ameri"
"You can have any movie from Rick Astley's Pixar collection, except for one He's never gonna give you Up. ^^^^^^sorrynotsorry"
"Where do muslims go when they die? Everywhere."
"How do you make Canadians? Fucking eh's. I'll see myself out."