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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun? A shooting star"

"CNN is running a spot called ""Why Tsumanis are Dangerous"". They should follow it with a spot on ""Why Journalism Is Dead""."

"My whore sister wants to get a tramp stamp of a barcode. I guess so guys in the club can do a price check."

"[speed dating] HER: So what do you- ME: How fast can you order a pizza? HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT"

"How much does a cockney spend on shampoo? Paan ten."

"Can someone give me a pun about death of a salesman. preferably about willy, but anything will do"

"What do you call a black hipster? An idiot."

"I heard dogs like to play with balls ...so I decided to get out the peanut butter"

"What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone? 9gag"

"What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash? He's making bankon."