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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness? They don't like any witnesses."
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"why does mommy cry when she cuts onions? ""she feels guilty cuz she stole them. see *lifts son onto lap* your mother likes to steal onions"""
"Went on a date with a non-partisan woman I gave it to her right down the middle."
"Took my Grandma to a nibble fish spa.. It's cheaper than burial or cremation!"
"A guy told me he didn't have a penis I doubt he gets cocky often."
"Did you hear the news that Bill Cosby over dosed? the girl almost died!"
"How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke? When the punchline becomes a parent."
"Please can anyone remind if the world has ended? I need to add it to the minutes for my gay agenda."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a truck? The truck doesn't scream when you pump gas into it."
"What's the difference between a Slut and a Bitch? A Slut sleeps with everyone A Bitch sleeps with everyone, except you."