201029
Joke of the Day
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf coffee...you fucking racist."
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"My Girlfriend is leaving me after learning that I spent our life savings on a penis extension. She said that she could not take it any longer."
"If you smoke weed and masturbate... ... is it called weed whacking?"
"What's the difference between OP and eggs? Eggs actually get laid."
"NAME THAT FLOWER Q: What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin? A: Tulips."
"Perforated Paper Products Inc just went out of business. They should have seen it coming. They had a tearable product."
"When it comes to sex. No means yes. and yes? that means anal."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but getting them in there is a bitch!"
"Britain is like a man on a toilet... It just wanted to get rid of that shit and leave."
"Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures? In a photo albumen..."