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Joke of the Day

"A roman guy enters a bar, raises two fingers... And say to the bartender: five beers, please!"

"Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels."

"What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick."

"Can I play Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? B: Yes, of course. A: Great! I never could before!"

"Yoou can lead a horse to water but you need a seahorse to continue your journey"

"Why do men want to marry a virgin? To avoid criticism and comparison."

"Apparently, exercise improves your decision making. It's true. After going to the gym today I've decided I'm never going again."

"Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent."

"What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry? Usain Balti"

"I ran into Donald Trump on other day He looked pretty flat when looked in my rear view mirror."