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Joke of the Day
"What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick."
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"Fucked a girl with one leg once... Should've used my dick ."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes"
"What did Casper say to his girlfriend? I love you, boo!!"
"If I had a time machine I would go back to certain conversations with my wife to see if she really said the things she's told me I forgot..."
"""sir do u know why i pulled u over"" *shrugs* ""License- *hands cop box of crayons* ""sir plea- *hands cop coloring book* *cop starts coloring*"
"I've heard that Americans don't find paedo jokes funny Guess they're just a bit touchy"
"There are two types of people in the world: Those that can extrapolate from imperfect data"