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Joke of the Day

"What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick."

"What idiot called them Ex-fiancees' and not 'Near-Mrs' ?"

"This vodka tastes strange, kinda like I'm not going to work tomorrow."

"Reddit is really a green community. considering all the recycled content on here."

"There was a kidnapping at my school last week... don't worry they woke him up."

"I got an empty fortune cookie the other day. It was unfortunate."

"Never hire a guy with big muscles They move things around all day to look good, but don't actually do anything"

"What do you call martial arts for cows? Mooey Thai."

"Suicide Squad spoiler: Jared Leto's Joker is so twisted he puts big spoons in the drawer slots where the little spoons go."

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 7 They go after the guy who has killed 1000s of turtles The Ninja Turtles corner him Mario jumps on them all"