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Joke of the Day

"Can I play Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? B: Yes, of course. A: Great! I never could before!"

"What mouse has two legs? Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs?"

"It's 1942, Berlin. A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest walks out."

"Nut allergic people can't get anything for free Because the stuff they buy must be nut free"

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"Dark humor is kinda like food. Not everybody gets it."

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a robot designed by the Military industrial complex? I'd fuck the robot."

"This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club I was confused, I'd never met herbivore"

"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it."

"Watching WWII documentaries, it's always so heart wrenching when Poland is invaded and London is bombed by the Alt-Right."