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Joke of the Day

"I ran into Donald Trump on other day He looked pretty flat when looked in my rear view mirror."

"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Introduces themself."

"Holy crap! This guy in the car next to me is absolutely losing his shit over ""My Heart Will Go On""...said the guy in the car next to me"

"If a server comes to my table and asks 'hows everythin tasting?' mid chew I like to grab their wrist and keep them there until I can answer"

"My favorite music genre is a refined form of rock... Metal"

"Hey boobs, keep up the good work!"

"What do you call a Rastafarian Irishman? Eamon"

"Peterpan Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old."

"On the topic of jokes we made up when we were younger, here's mine: ""How much does Canada cost?"" Nothing. It's a free country."

"To spice things up in the bedroom, I have my wife dress up as a pizza boy. Then, I have her put the pizza on the counter and then leave."