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Joke of the Day

"Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent."

"What goes, ""Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."" ? An Amish drive-by shooting."

"Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say ""Bach bach bach!"""

"My poor dog hates going to the vet. But he just won't die."

"Played an organ for the first time today I really enjoyed it, but my patient didn't."

"Next year I'll give up spreadsheets for 40 days and 40 nights... It's going to be Excel Lent"

"Jean shorts on men should be called Danny Dukes. Or Daisy Dons. Or maybe just Poor Life Choices."

"What do you call a controversy surrounding toothpaste. Colgate."

"Why did the gold fish cross the road? To go to /r/antijokes"

"What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb? Did you make that Fermi?"