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Joke of the Day

"Why do rpg characters like potions so much? Because they're always the life of the party!"

"I've started to take the SJW movement seriously and have applied it to my parenting style It's why I'm ignoring all my 10-month olds privileged white male tears."

"Lawrence starts cooking Lawrence checks Twitter Lawrence smells smoke Lawrence Fishburne"

"I see Freddie Mercury has had an asteroid named after him. His surviving family have said how great it is to finally have Freddie immortalized in rock, and really appreciate the sediment."

"Somebody complimented me in my driving today... They left a little note on the windshield, it said ""Parking Fine."""

"The great thing about being a guy is I don't have to put on a ""face"" to go outside. All I have to do is make sure my nutsack isn't showing and I'm pretty much golden"

"Man who run behind truck... get exhausted!"

"It is said that the Welsh were the first to use condoms, by making them out of sheep intestines. But the English perfected this technique by removing them from the sheep first."

"Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops"

"I grew up on cartoon violence So naturally, when I fight, it's a giant dust ball with stars and exclamation points flying about"