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Joke of the Day
"What do you call love between a Dick and an Asshole? Tainted Love"
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"Slightly over half of marriages end in divorce... ... the rest are fatal."
"If you had a 14 inch penis growing out of your forehead how much of it could you see? None because you would have two balls in your eyes."
"please god what the hell did i do to deserve all this *flashback to 12 years ago when i threw a flashbang at my own team in CounterStrike*"
"Did you hear about the pessimistic German vegetarian? He feared the wurst"
"I told my girlfriend I was named after Thomas Jefferson. She said, ""Your name is Brian."" I said, ""Right. But I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson."""
"I hate it when you're about to sacrifice a baby, and you notice one of the other satanists is wearing the same robes."
"My wife tried on a dress, it did not fit. She bought a cake out of frustration. IT FIT."
"I've invented a new form of martial arts which involves fighting over a penny. It's called Jew-Jitsu"
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They're an efficient people, but not very funny."