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Joke of the Day

"I've invented a new form of martial arts which involves fighting over a penny. It's called Jew-Jitsu"

"Girl: Why are you so ugly? Boy: I'm you from the future."

"What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess? Cheers, mate."

"Living in Switzerland sucks but the flag is a big plus."

"Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America? A: ""Never! I'm not going to let my wife run the country!!"""

"A small bird flew right onto the side of my butt while I was running today I was wrong, there are chicks out there that find me to be their type."

"I'd offer to help with your website... ...but it's not really my domain."

"What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora? M'laria"

"Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through he won't be going to school."

"Wife: ""Was that lightning?!"" Me: ""No, they're taking pictures for Google earth..."""