110319

Joke of the Day

"I told my girlfriend I was named after Thomas Jefferson. She said, ""Your name is Brian."" I said, ""Right. But I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson."""

Next Joke
 
"When does a boy scout become a man? When he eats his first brownie!"
"What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ? That's my buoy !"
"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew? A hit Broadway show!"
"what do you call 6 hwy workers and 6 lesbians on the side of the road? a dozen people that don't do dick."
"Harry Potter: ""Hermoine, I'm gay"" Hermione: ""Are you kidding?"" Harry: ""No, I'm fucking Sirius"""
"How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission."
"Newtown's First Law (OC) Newtown's First Law: For every crisis, there is an opportunistic power-grab by the government to trade freedom for 'security'."
"What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one or not."
"Probably the hardest part of being an adult is trying to come up with excuses to tell your friends about why you go to bed so early."
Terms & Privacy