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Joke of the Day

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They're an efficient people, but not very funny."

"Light beer... It's like.. Eating out your sister.. -it tastes the same but it's just not right!"

"I hate when I'm running away from monsters at the temple then crash into a tree and die because I wanted to collect all the gold."

"Civil War Jokes? Most of them are General-Lee stupid."

"What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato? Well let me tell you..."

"When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, ""O MG!"""

"What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home? The shadow of his former shelf."

"Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift? Michael J. Fox; he would just shake it off."

"I want to remind everyone today that 9/11 jokes aren't funny... ...only 2/11 are."

"Can't believe it's 2012 and still possible for me to cut myself shaving."