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Joke of the Day

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They're an efficient people, but not very funny."

"Who cares if you have regrets on your death bed. You're about to die. I have regret everyday and have like another 40 years of this garbage"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Saddam. Saddam who? *Seen*"

"Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable."

"Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. -My 6 year old Nephew"

"Hey girl... You must be pretty massive because I'm (gravitationally) attracted to you."

"Twitter should have "" Throwing tomato"" button."

"Me: Jesus. Get the kids inside Wife: What's wron- Me: *running* JUST GET THE DAMN KIDS INSIDE [a bee flies off of the lens of my binoculars]"

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. have been if he was white? Alive"

"Have single guys scared of the ""Friend Zone"" even heard of long-term relationships or marriage?"