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Joke of the Day

"I guess you could say I like my life how I like my coffee I don't like coffee"

"Fat, single and ready for a pringle!"

"what did the cornflake say to the other cornflake? Hi cornflake. don't blame me... you clicked on it... what did you expect?"

"Why were Porn Stars not affected by the recession? Some jobs always have sticky wages..."

"The U.S. presidency is like my ex. Anyone can get in."

"What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables? Stephen Hawking."

"Do you know how I feel about muscle relaxers? I valium."

"A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other... ...so I thought I would go over there and break the ice."

"What's the difference between a wife and a dog? The later you get home, the happier one is to see you"

"Mom: I'm worried you might end up alone. nMe: Don't worry mom, do you know how many followers i have???nMom: ... ( Worried face)"