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Joke of the Day
"I guess you could say I like my life how I like my coffee I don't like coffee"
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"Golfer: ""Caddy do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"" Caddy: ""The way you play sir it's a sin any day of the week!"""
"What do you call a computer that can sing really well? A Dell."
"What do you call a muslim in the 90's? Radical"
"Takes a very specific type of confidence to drop off your hoodie at coat check."
"What do women share in common with a condoms? They spend more time in your wallet than on your cock."
"Marriage. Because dodging your own family wasn't enough."
"What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake? ""Dough!"""
"what did the strong bee say to the weak bee? beehold my power"
"Snow's so racist."