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Joke of the Day

"What did Germany say to Britain during World War II? I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction."

"Why did the house go to the doctor? He was having window pains I'm sorry"

"A Native American man walks into a hotel in Las Vegas The receptionist asks ""Do you have a reservation?"""

"Was asked to make the potato salad. I made it while sitting on the couch. Yep, made Couch Potato Salad."

"What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her? A chainsaw."

"I like birthdays but I think too many can kill you"

"If you're going to bother Google with a search, it is polite to type ""excuse me"" first."

"Tonight's parenting lesson: If a 2-year-old says, ""I'm going to puke,"" FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T CALL HER BLUFF. I need a shower."

"TOO LATE? KNOCK, KNOCK WHO'S THERE? 9/11. 9/11 WHO? WHAT? I THOUGHT WE NEVER FORGOT"

"What happens when you put Root Beer in a Square Glass? It just becomes beer"