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Joke of the Day
"What's a chemist's favourite porn fetish? Propanal"
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"My girlfriend said she liked the jewelry my grandmother wore so I bought her a life alert necklace"
"What is a mummies favorite genre of music? Wrap"
"Guess what I'm going to do if I get Alzheimer's?"
"Why are math books useless? Because they are full of problems."
"What do you call the useless flap of skin around the vagina? A woman. 'Nuff said."
"What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, they just waved."
"Why are all early birds Catholics? Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms."
"Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."
"""this one should be called hurricane Kanye"" - kanye, every few weeks"