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Joke of the Day
"What is a mummies favorite genre of music? Wrap"
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"What do you call a black man flying plane? A pilot you racist."
"Starting a blog that's just reviews of the food I steal out of the fridge at work."
"A man takes his shoe off in church... Man 1: *takes off shoe and starts peering inside of it* Man 2: ""What the problem?"" Man 1: *Sighs* "" I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole """
"My wife and I were supposed to have a conversation about my erectile disfunction. It never came up."
"Why is it we trust politicians with creating jobs when they don't know a thing about working?"
"What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing? Lie to me"
"I'm starting to think the Hangover Fairy and the Angel of Death are the same person."
"One day my kids are gonna be like ""please let us off the roof"" and ill reply ""400 on black"" because ill be at a roulette table far far away."
"I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi"