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Joke of the Day
"Why are math books useless? Because they are full of problems."
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"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fruit salad"
"I woke up this morning wearing a red fuzzy wig, giant oversized shoes and a red nose. I think I must have slept funny."
"With the unemployment rate so high, why are people still getting neck tattoos?"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints."
"How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man? Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous"
"Procrastination Some times I procrastinate so badly on one item of home work that I do other homework to get out of doing that one item"
"Who burped at the big bad wolf? Little Rude Riding Hood!"
"What do you call a group of men with flat butts? Assless Chaps"
"I like my women like I like my sandwiches crusty and filled with cheese."