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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new super-popular broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation"
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"Don't be a doormat, be an electric fence."
"A rhyme which is neither Hickory nor Dickory Hungary Dungaree Duck That fowl sure loves to fuck just like his feathers his zipper is down Hungary Dungaree Duck"
"A penguin walks into a bar and asks ""has my brother been in here?"" The bartender says ""I don't know, what does he look like?"""
"Me: Not to be racist but you look like you're sick Her: How was that racist? Me: I said ""not to be racist"" you must be sicker than I thought"
"A Freudian slip... ...is where you say one thing but fuck your mother."
"Guys, I'm eating for two! I'm not pregnant, I just have a problem with portion control."
"We all have that one friend who thinks they can sing...and if you can't think of who, that friend is you."
"I wasn't entirely comfortable slaughtering that goat under the light of a full moon but grandma's gravy recipe was very specific."
"how many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? juan."