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Joke of the Day
"""this one should be called hurricane Kanye"" - kanye, every few weeks"
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"Emperor: Luke, kill Vader and become my apprentice. Vader: But why? I've been loyal. Emperor: Have you ever listened to yourself breathe?"
"What do cheese and cancer have in common? Americans put it everywhere!"
"I'm at my most Michael Phelps when I find out someone has peed in the pool."
"If anyone sees Phillip... ...tell him I have his screwdriver."
"So, being ironically stupid is funny... But being an Ironic Sociopathic Murderer is still being a murderer? I'll never get people sometimes."
"What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand? ""You always think you're right!"""
"Boss: this project is moving along at a snail's pace!! *silence* Todd the snail: This is bullshit *spends 3hrs storming out of meeting*"
"What's so difficult about being a camera man in the porn industry? Recording with one hand.."
"What do you get when you have a mothball in each hand? One happy big-assed moth!"