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Joke of the Day

"wife: Why was that guy yelling at you? [flashback to me ignoring the ""one per customer"" sign] me [with a mouthful of cheese samples] No idea"

"I can't believe that those two are still together after all that shit..."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prints."

"""I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."" Will Shriner"

"I hear Louis CK is changing his name To Louis C D"

"The other day I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall... He was a little condescending"

"Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell."

"A Limerick There once was a barmaid in Salles, On her chest wrote the price of ale. And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille."

"A blind walks into a bar He said ""Aw!"""

"What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party? A BOOkake party!"