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Joke of the Day
"Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell."
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"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife left him 4 months ago ^^^^just ^^^^searched ^^^^and ^^^^realized ^^^^this ^^^^is ^^^^heavily ^^^^overused ^^^^and ^^^^reposted ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry"
"The wife just said ""right, pack ur bags and go ya lazy bastard."" I said,""fuck off...you pack them."""
"I'm thinking of changing my name to Attention so i can get paid"
"One iPhone in an Apple Two iPhones is a pear."
"What do you call a vagina that talks back to you? An answering cervix"
"Why are strip clubs now banned in South Carolina? Because they can't handle anyone else making it rain"
"*Pulls up to drive-thru window* ""Extra toilet paper please"" Do you mean napkins? ""Sure, whatever"""
"OMG I BOUGHT A MASK AND A GUN AND NOW EVERYTHING IS FREE"
"When fighting with a clown, always go for the juggler."