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Joke of the Day

"The other day I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall... He was a little condescending"

"""Congratulations, the baby's got green overalls!"" Peach sobs. Mario flies into a rage."

"Bro do you even-- Bro I do. *eyes begin to tear up* *fist bumping until the sun rises*"

"2 blondes walk into a building You would think one of them would have seen it"

"Farts I hold in! You might not get it. It's sort of an inside joke."

"Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!"

"My kid wants pizza without the crust AND a side of breadsticks. It appears I've given birth to everything that's wrong with America."

"What came first? The chicken or the egg? Clearly the chicken. How would an egg orgasm?"

"My parents raised me as an only child... Which really upset my sister"

"My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass. That fish sure does love his energy drinks"