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Joke of the Day
"I hear Louis CK is changing his name To Louis C D"
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"So it's the first day of shop class... The teacher asks, ""What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?"" A girl raises her hand and says, ""I don't know. I've never been bolted before."""
"hey sory i just saw this mesage u sent last month even tho all my notifications make sounds and my phone is in my hand even when im sleeping"
"Knock knock Whos there? Meg Whites most complex drum beat."
"Why should you never go drinking if you wear a monocle? Because then you'd be a barnacle."
"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits."
"I use to bleach my bangs so I know about regret."
"I don't have a sense of entitlement... but I deserve one."
"Smart golfers always wear two pairs of pants in case they get a hole in one."
"knock knock."