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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe that those two are still together after all that shit..."

"What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath? One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole"

"Bad grammar is my biggest pet peeve Their is nothing else than pisses me off more then seeing people use it."

"A priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a horse all walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely? An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible...."

"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? A strongly worded reprimand from the university's board of regents, and an immediate withdrawal of your funding."

"Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport? he was on a watch list..."

"No matter how compelling and convincing the other person's argument is, you can always win a debate by adding ""yeah, but still"" at the end."

"Want to send a 4-year-old boy into a blind rage? Repeatedly tell him he's wrong and you are positive their names are ""Batman and Robert""."

"How much space does fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible :)"