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Joke of the Day
"What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air? Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)"
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"Whoever named the ewe really didn't like female sheep"
"Lost and Found I was reading the lost and found section of the paper and saw this: ""Found, one black boy's bicycle."" Wonder how they knew?"
"The difference between 4Chan and Reddit. http://www.wwwdotcom.com/"
"It's a good thing Maradona isn't still playing. Who knows what he'd do when the ref sprays that white line on the pitch."
"[son at dinner] ""a boy at school sells fireworks for $2"" [to son and wife next day at breakfast] so, we'll charge $1.75 and split it 3 ways"
"don't tell me starbucks isn't an emotion i feel that shit in my soul"
"What words does Donald Trump find irresistibly sexy? ""You sick fuck, I'm calling the cops."""
"What do Michael Jackson and someone that come in second place have in common? They both cum in a little behind!"
"11's thoughts on tonight's dinner: ""Well, it didn't make me gag, so I ate it."" The rewards of motherhood are truly breathtaking."