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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Star Wars movie? Rogue Juan."
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"When I awoke from the car accident in a full bodycast, my wife was right at my bedside to let me know that childbirth is still more painful."
"What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last? A louger."
"Stop making jokes about noses It snot funny"
"To my friend who I cheat at cards against: I'm sorry, but I think uno me well enough."
"What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common? They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV."
"What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life."
"I thought i ran away from the Tomatoes I really didn't think they would ketchup."
"My favorite Jesus is the one who gives musicians MTV Video Music Awards. My second favorite Jesus is my landscaper."
"Me: ""I have octopus like reflexes."" Person: ""Don't you mean cat like reflexes?"" Me: *squirting him with ink* ""Nope."""