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Joke of the Day
"To my friend who I cheat at cards against: I'm sorry, but I think uno me well enough."
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"Best joke ever? my life"
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"Penis jokes are not funny especially the short ones."
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"I'm 43 yrs old and still buying pot at a mall parking lot. On the flip side, Mom is 70 and still selling it there."
"Do you like tapes and CDs? Other person: Yes Me: Good, so I can tape my dick to your forehead so you can see these nuts."