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Joke of the Day
"Stop making jokes about noses It snot funny"
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"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Man, I wish I had paid for all that music..."
"Psychic said I should learn to take criticism better & always consider both sides of an issue, so I gave her the back of my palm to read."
"Where do you put a hot dog? On a pun."
"What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up? A Klondike Bar"
"What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don't take me for granite!"
"What should you do if you get an erection on the subway? Get off at the next stop!"
"Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg bump into each other, say sorry awkwardly, then try to sidestep each other but keep stepping the same way."
"When I die, I'm donating my body to the theater department. Any jerk could donate their body to science. I can't wait to be a theater prop."
"How do you tell the difference in an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Taste"