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Joke of the Day

"When I awoke from the car accident in a full bodycast, my wife was right at my bedside to let me know that childbirth is still more painful."

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"A little girl asks her grandad... ""Would you make a frog noise for me?"" The grandad, confused asks, ""why?"" The little girl replies, ""dad says when you croak we are all going to disneyland""."
"Just watched ""The Great Wall"" today... Pretty good documentary on America in a few years"
"Jewish kid asks his father for $50 ... His father replies: ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""
"What are Jews better at that anyone else? Concentration"
"Guess what Gordon Ramsay said about my mixtape... ""ITS RAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!"""
"When people tell me, ""It's easy as Pi"" I tell them that they're being irrational"
"I lost my job at the suicide hotline. Apparently reverse psychology isn't very well accepted."
"Why do French warships have glass bottoms? So that they can see the rest of their fleet."
"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."