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Joke of the Day
"How are babies different from feminists? Babies grow up and stop crying."
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"Important copyright notice Remember, if you sing ""Happy Birthday"" to the Queen, it is still *not* royalty-free."
"What happens when clowns get divorced? They end up in a custardy battle."
"Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates? They hate plaque buildup."
"A pirate with two peg legs walks into a bar... The bartender looks up from his newspaper and says ""you're cut off."""
"I met my grandmother in Mexico She looked familia."
"What's the difference between a dirty parking lot and a crab with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."
"Two fish were in a tank... and one says ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"What do you usually find with four Catholics? A fifth."
"What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."