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Joke of the Day
"How do you fix a broken gorilla? With a monkey wrench."
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"If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear it... then what was a tree doing in the kitchen?"
"Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs? Because one egg is un oeuf."
"I told my wife she would look sexier with her hair back... She was pissed! Apparently that's a insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."
"I dropped french class because my teach was a dick... I was late on the first day and he said i was a retard."
"Maybe 6% of pens work. Terrible job, pen manufacturers."
"Why are C programmers just the worst? They're classless."
"Theravada Monks purge all their earthly possessions to express their faith and pursue spiritual stillness of mind. I did it because fleas."
"A man pickpockets a random person and steals her credit card as the man walks off with the card, he says to himself 'hasta la visa'."
"What jedi is the best at opening PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"